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"THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR EARS SINCE 1836 A​.​D"

by kel

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"swoon over your long lost lvoe; with this lard-pumping track... get lost in its chaos and tell it to your LARD!!! remember that in your heart is a sack full of precious lard... make mr pig proud xx - kelsey..."
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when will those darn space planes stop blowing up???!!! this is the third one this year!!!!! do you know how much these space planes cost, bill?! huh!??!!??!?!?!?!
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"everyone knew that len died... they just paid no mind to it... and now all we can do is fill the hole of what was once a giant sack of beautiful lard... xx - kelsey..."
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"mr pig deserved a proper send off before he was sent off to be rebirthed into a heap of porks stripps... the lard is slowly draining from our hearts, and we can't do anything to stop it... other than let this final, destroyed hurrah consume our hearts for good... - kelsey..."
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"STALE04 is so nearly done... so nearly at the end... and with it came the birth and rebirth of kel and x^2... to think we are at the end of such a journey is almost unbelievable. may we forever terrorise the soundscape and sneak into record shops and supermarkets across the globe... - kelsey..."

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EVERY TRACK SEEN ON HERE CAN BE FOUND IN "STALE04: IT'S YOUR RECORD". CHECK IT OUT HERE: sonic4.bandcamp.com/album/stale04-its-your-record OR DOWNLOAD IT FROM "keliskindacool" ON SOULSEEK

"here presents the lard ensemble's greatest feat yet... 38 minutes of the best music to ever caress your ears... side effects may include vomiting, nausea, hearing loss, sudden cravings for bacon, and, in rare cases... blindness... keep the volume at bay, folks... or don't.
- kelsey..."

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released December 24, 2023

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nothing here is to be paid for, all albums/tracks are COMPLETELY free!! because no one should have to pay to terrorise the soundscape...

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